I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Slut skills are useful in every country.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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