The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
