Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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