I wannas sexs uuuuu
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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