that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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