Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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