It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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