Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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