HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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