I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize
