Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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