I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
