I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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