Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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