Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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