I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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