Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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