she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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