Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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