You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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