Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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