yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Let's get the cat blown out
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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