When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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