Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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