She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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