Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
A bitchslap is in order.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
