help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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