fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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