i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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