Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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