these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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