VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
