The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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