I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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