so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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