your thong is hanging out like whoa
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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