i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I'm passing your future prison.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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