you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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