Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
