Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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