just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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