the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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