That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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