her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Help. Why am I so naked?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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