You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There r osticjed everywhere
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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