Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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