Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
