What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
