Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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