Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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