Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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