i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
It's just like the Real World with babies
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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