All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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