We got so high we made milksteak
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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