I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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