the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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