Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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