Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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