I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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