is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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