How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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