Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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