so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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