You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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